Ah. This is good water.
Japan's hot springs are the best.
What is this?!
No!
A dream?
Oh shit!
A-Again...
Have you wet your bed again? Ojou-sama.
You're thirteen, yet you still draw the world map on your bed.
If Master finds out...
Why are you hanging upside down in my bedroom? Hey you!
Even though I'm a maid, I am also a ninja.
We are the ones that conceal ourselves, waiting to answer the call of our master.
Even though it's a private area,
secretly sneaking in and providing service is the specialty of a maid ninja.
Note: Ane-ue means older sister.
T-Tsurara ane-ue.
Tsurara?
Shizuku's...sister?
Maid Ninpou - High School Girl Technique
Service Five
Nice to meet you, Master.
Liz ojou-sama.
I am Shizuku's elder sister, Tsurara.
I am late, please forgive me.
I have already made up my mind to serve ojou-sama until death.
I'll be counting on you.
You look like you're a lot older than her.
Huh? We're twins... Is there something wrong?
That means you're the same age?
We're both twenty-one. Is there something wrong?
Uh... How should I put it...
Well, there are different things in life, same with sisters.
Shizuku! There are some things that you cannot say.
Do you not understand such common sense?
Yes!
Even if ojou-sama draws the world map on the bed, you should just ignore it and change the sheets.
That is what a maid should do.
But you even added in "You're thirteen", and "Doesn't look the same age."
Do you want to experience death?
Ane-ue, I didn't say the last-
Next, do you have any information regarding ojou-sama's mortal enemy, the cow-tits girl - Fujiwara Naeka?
About that... Still none...
None?
Modern warfare is information warfare.
Good information is the key to victory.
First you should go and gather information.
Yes...
Ojou-sama too... Going out to battle on your own without any kind of information!
I will not permit that.
Uh... I know.
What's with that kid?
You cow-tits woman...
Hey, you two!
I really want to beat you up right now...
But Tsurara would stop me, so I have to hold back for now.
Pay attention to class!
What's wrong with that Liz?
She seems to have something against me...
Naeka-sama,
I've finished preparing a hot bath for you.
You should go take a bath before dinner.
Then, I'll do as you say.
I've installed a super high resolution digital camera to capture Naeka-senpai's bathroom.
According to my research, senpai takes a bath everyday at sometime between 18:00 to 21:00.
My disc which can record for four hours and thirty minutes is enough to catch the prey.
There won't be any problems with recording.
Ah! I can't suppress my excitement!
I want to see it now! I want to know now! I want to get it now!
All that of Naeka-senpai's...!
Ah! A perfect view of the bathroom.
Success!
Thank god...
All the hard work for setting the camera up has paid off.
Now, the good thing begins.
Fujiwara-senpai naked as the day she was born.
I-Itadakimasu!
Ah! Yay!
Naeka-senpai has been perfectly locked-on.
Huh? It was just about to get good...
What's this voice?
Weird, I can't even turn the power off.
This is bad...
Take this, you foolish person!
Maid Guy Voice!
Eh? My...body...
The Maid Guy Voice... The energy that forces out all of your senses, but keeps you conscious...
Your body has turned into stone! Stone!
My body...won't move...
The screen came back! Naeka-senpai?
I can't move my eyes.
No... No...
Maid Guy Ear has just detected an unfortunate scream.
It's the scream when you have just witnessed the end of the world.
Judging by the epicenter of the scream,
it appears to be a pest who tried to spy on Master with a digital imaging device, and got a taste of my Maid Guy Voice.
If the person who screamed is the one that tried to spy on Master,
then it's a shout from an unrefined pest experiencing the agony of death.
No matter where you come from, you're a pest.
Once you've heard Maid Guy's Freeze Voice, you'll have to endure it for one thousand and eight hundred seconds.
You can see, listen and move your lips during this time.
But, you cannot move a single finger within thirty minutes, nor can you move your eyes.
You cannot even blink.
Enjoy the naked view of the fish store owner.
Kogarashi-san...
Did you take care of that surveillance device?
Finishing everything fast and clean, that is me - Maid Guy.
There were thirty-one cameras discovered around the house.
I have imported the video file and virus into all of them.
Well done.
Being peeped at doesn't feel good.
We're not doing anything suspicious.
What should I do with this?
What's that?
What? What?
This is the original data that I've exchanged.
Ah, something's up!
Mini-skirt!
Long and beautiful legs!
How many years has it been since I've put on a mini-skirt?
A-Ah! Ah! This is...
It's not... I got a sudden urge... To put it on...
It's not anything suspicious. You don't need to be nervous.
Exactly! You should let us see you in a different style.
Let us see it, it's cute.
But, after I let go, the skirt falls down.
No! Stop it! Stop!
The waist is a bit too big...
Did Naeka-sama gain weight?
Kogarashi-san!
Invading other's privacy is a big crime.
Anyone who monitors us should be viewed as an enemy.
We are special maid agents that take care of our Master's lives.
We cannot let any information leak out to the enemies.
We must ensure we don't leak any information from this house, or they might gather enough intelligence to cause our demise.
Protecting our Master's secret is also the duty of a maid.
Maid Guy's security is flawless.
Exactly! We cannot lose this battle.
We will have to get more information on the enemy while not leaking information out.
Which side has the most and the better quality of it will be the winning side.
That is modern warfare... Information warfare.
I'm back, Tsurara ane-ue.
I've retrieved the data from the thirty surveillance cameras that were planted around the enemy's house.
Shizuku.
This place is not like the mountains which we were brought up in.
Come in properly from the main door.
I... I'm sorry.
We are serving someone who has come from England.
If we are not elegant, we will humiliate ojou-sama.
If you do not understand my words, do you want to feel it with your body?
Please don't punish me!
The first priority is to verify the data on the disc.
Yes, it's here.
Now, tell me all about that cow-tits Fujiwara Naeka.
It seems like a different person has come up.
Are the modern high school girls that hairy?
Turn into stone... Turn into stone...
They got us.
It seems like our enemies have grasped our motives.
It might be useful to other people.
But to us ninja maids... Do you think this level of hypnotism will be effective?
Don't joke around.
Ane-ue....
Somehow... I cannot move my body.
What is this?
Ane-ue, please forgive me!
Can you at least help me close one eye?
Ahhh!
An old man, naked as the day he was born is in my eyes...
A secret garden... This is absolutely modern hell.
Ane-ue!
It seems like the enemy is a troublesome opponent.
But, as long as the ninja maids are here...
For the day when ojou-sama will understand the world...
My dear Fujiwara Naeka-senpai.
One day, you will become mine!
Naeka-senpai, it seems like your breasts have grown bigger.
What do you think?
I think they will continue to grow.
Until the day when those pair of breasts becomes ours,
our mission is to protect them so they can continue growing.
We also have to accurately get the size of those breasts.
But, how do we do that?
Don't worry, gentlemen.
What if I had a copy of the key to the female kendo club's locker?
Don't tell me you guys want to sneak into the female changing room?
Right! We can still use the bra size to estimate the bust size!
As expected from the leader.
Who are you?
Let me clarify first. Everything that is senpai's belongs to me.
I will not tolerate pests that get close to her!
Stay away from senpai!
Yes, everything of senpai's is mine.
How could I hand it over to someone else?
Naeka-senpai's locker...
Bra and bust sizes...
Now everything of senpai's will be mine...
Maid Guy's Freeze Voice!
I cannot move my body again...
Wait, who is this person?
According to the results of the check,
there's nothing suspicious about her things.
It's just a normal civilian.
Don't worry, I won't do anything to civilians.
After waiting for one thousand eight hundred seconds, you can safely go home.
Never come close to Fujiwara Naeka again!
We're screwed, thanks to that firecracker bitch.
What should we do?
We don't have the locker key, but who cares?
If we meet again, that means you're finished!
Stay away from me, you pervert!
From now on, we are high school girls.
Are you ready, Shizuku?
I'm ready. I also think ane-ue looks fine even from far away!
Trees should be hidden in a forest, and people should be hidden in crowds.
To get close to a high school girl, we just need to turn into a high school girl.
This is maid ninpou, High School Girl Technique.
What do you mean far away?
Are you trying to say that there are no high school girls who look like an assassin?
No... You look great even though you're ten years older.
How old do you think your twin is?
Do you want to experience DEATH?
But, the mission has a higher priority.
We'll split up for now.
You sneak into the changing room and search for Fujiwara Naeka's belongings.
Roger... What about ane-ue?
I'm a transfer student. My name is Yamada Hanoko and I'm a second year.
I wish to join the kendo club.
Can I check it out?
I'm disguised as a high school girl, monitoring Fujiwara Naeka at a close distance.
I will find out everything about you.
A sophomore?
I am a second year in high school. Is there something wrong?
What's your zodiac sign?
Zodiac?
Zodiac... I'm now 17... Subtract 4 years...
Rat, Ox, Tiger, Hare, Dragon, Snake...
Okay, times up.
Bye!
What was with that person just then?
I don't know, but it's best to stay away from strangers.
My infiltration was a failure?
You even asked her zodiac. Naeka is so smart!
I've seen it on television before.
It's a good way to find out the age of those auntie-scammers.
Damn you, Fujiwara Naeka.
How could you say that to a young girl?
I think the auntie just then pretended to be 20 years younger.
Did you just hear something snap?
Note: The verb kireme can mean snap/tear/break, and at the same time, expire. Naeka interprets it wrong and uses expiration.
That auntie's expiration date?
You're so mean.
Kill!
Ane-ue?
Nevermind, I need to finish my mission perfectly.
Yes, to a ninja, a mission is more important than worrying about family.
Voices from people inside?
This is the perfect time to use the Ninja Maid Special Sleeping Bomb.
Then wait...
What are they...?
Are they summoning UFO's?
It doesn't matter... The mission comes first.
Seriously, there are so many spies today.
You are...
Maid Guy's Freeze Voice.
Ane-ue!
Who is it?
Ane-ue!
Fujiwara Naeka made me suffer such humiliation.
Unfortunately, that cow-titted girl is predestined to be ojou-sama's prey.
But, it's my right to do whatever I want to her subordinates.
In order to soothe my anger for that cow-tits girl, your head will be mine.
And, I was just wondering why a girl that doesn't belong in that kind of uniform just appeared in front of me.
So you are Master's enemy.
Sure, let Maid Guy be your opponent in place of Master.
Don't joke around.
Only you are not allowed to judge my appearance.
Success! Direct attack!
How could that be...?
He's still standing after that powerful explosion.
I didn't plan to kill him in the first place.
First of all, killing him in one blow would not soothe my anger.
You must take the enemy's vision first.
I see.
After the enemy loses their senses, no matter what type of attack it is, they cannot evade it.
You are now in total darkness, you can only wait until someone kills you.
This is maid ninpou, Infinite Hell.
Taking away your five senses... Slowly granting you pain...
Then finally delivering the final blow in the darkness.
Take this!
These are paralyze pills to disable your sense of touch.
Now, you've lost three senses.
Normally before all five senses are taken, a normal human couldn't withstand it.
Now, let me hear the voice of your heart breaking down.
What are you talking about? It's almost as if I can't hear you.
If you have something to say, then say it out loud, Impostor High School Girl.
Is it this side?
I'm sorry for imposing.
W-What?
That was awful...
I'm still in this room... And there are pests sleeping around me.
This was not a dream.
I'll finish them off later, but first I should find out what's happening.
Ane-ue!
Let go of ane-ue, you monster!
I told you to let go!
Shit, I can't get it off.
Maid Guy's Hair Sensor is used to get rid of pests that are searching for Master's belongings.
A super easy-to-use sensor.
The sensors that I release can catch prey in the desired area, just like a spider's web.
I've destroyed his vision, hearing and touch...
He should not be able to use such scary techniques.
You've only destroyed three out of Maid Guy's thirty-seven senses. That's nothing...
Did you say thirty-seven?
Don't speak bullshit, you monster!
I cannot hear you.
What are you doing? Where are you inserting...
Let go! Let go! You monster!
I can't... Ane-ue, I can't get close...
They're coming one after the other!
They won't stop!
High School Girl Throw!
Hmm? Is it over here?
While the monster is distracted by the bait, ane-ue, I'll come...
Do I need to buy deodorant?
It seems like the enemy isn't weak.
They even used a substitute technique, as expected of ninjas.
Don't worry, Maid Guy won't do anything to civilians.
I'll give you a Maid Guy Badge, so don't cry.
What are you doing to girls?
Are you alright?
You're not hurt, right?
Fujiwara-senpai!
This girl was from that time...
You'll have to finish it with me!
Are you alright, ane-ue?
I didn't expect the enemy to be a monster that strong.
It was beyond our expectations.
I never thought there could exist a monster that could make ane-ue scream like a young maiden.
I'm sorry for not being an innocent young maiden.
Tsurara?
What's with that outfit?
Ojou-sama...
Ojou-sama... This is...
Even though I'm not interested in making comments about other's fetishes...
But, you're already at that age... Oh my god...
His name is Maid Guy? You monster...
I will take revenge!
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Try and take it!
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